1. Couch or bed? Couch.

2. Belly rub or back? Back.

3. Chew the fat or shoot the breeze? Fat for fat.

4. Arm & Hammer or Tidy Cats? Arm & Hammer clumps like a charm.

5. Stretch or curl? Depends on the weather. No cuddling either way.

6. Cockroach or mouse? Cockroach!

7. Yawning or scratching? Both.

8. Bombalurina or Minnaloushe? Eliot or Yeats? I’m a cat. What do I know.

9. Bath or shower? Bath.

10. Licking mirrors or licking window panes? Both.